The time draws near.
I’m choking this is the funniest tumblr apocalypse post I’ve seen so far stjitdtiseyarhtgsr
I’m not leaving Tumblr … but damn this is hilarious.
@elinorx Like Titanic indeed
Hermione: “Draco, who is this little guy? And this one? And this one?”
Draco: “Well…I accidentally fell into the Magical Menagerie…and they were looking at me like THAT…”
Hermione: *rolling on the floor with the kittens, her skirt riding up* “And then?”
Draco: “Then I thought one little furball can’t possible hunt all the mice in the Manor and the gnomes in the gardens alone.”
Hermione: “That’s so thoughtful of you!” *smiles at him* “And cute! Was there an important business on Diagon for you today?”
Draco: *thinks abut the ring he took out of his Gringott’s vault*“The most important.“
Dramione Au » Draco and Hermione had a secret relationship during their 6th year but ended things before the war. Now over a year later they’re back at Hogwarts.
When I’m dead people who look back at my paintings will all say: “obviously someone who was thoroughly fascinated with gits, twats and arseholes,” and I from my grave will scream: “even as fictional characters they deserved better!”
The most important thing is not what they think of me, but what I think of them.
— Queen Victoria
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