UHM…. SO….

lynati:

sirsbabybear:

mxponysyn:

unzip-your-guts:

thebibliosphere:

seperis:

thefloatingstone:

IF YOU GUYS ARE LOOKING FOR A PLACE TO POST YOUR NSFW ART….

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….yeah.

This is real.

I need a word that encompasses ‘maybe touched’, ‘profoundly weirded out’ and ‘…oh’.

And gleeful as fuck.  For truly, the internet is for porn.

WAIT

…….fuck it. I wonder what the pornhub pay out is like compared to patreon.

Who knew writing erotica on pornhub could be a legitimate career 😂😂😂

Pornhub is there when life gets hard and when you get fucked (by tumblr).

They will also come and plow you if you get snowed in.

2017 Christmas Fics (Part 5):

dramioneasks:

Hard Candy Christmas by Anonymous – G, one-shot – For the last five years, an owl shows up at Hermione’s window on December first with an invitation to the annual Malfoy Christmas Ball. Having vowed never to set foot in Malfoy Manor again after the war, Hermione sends the owl back each year with the “Not Attending” box firmly checked. This year, however, Draco includes a personal note to Hermione with the invitation. Will it change her mind?Written for the Strictly Dramione Secret Santa gift exchange with lots of love to my prompter this holiday season.

Hey, Granger by Anonymous – G, one-shot – Written for the Strictly Dramione Secret Santa Fic Exchange 2017.Prompt #17: Hermione receives a gift a day for the 12 days of Christmas. But she isn’t dating anyone. Who could they be from? Must include a mouse, a pocket watch and a cup of spilled pumpkin juice.

A Christmas Miracle by Anonymous

– T, one-shot –

An innocent prank unfolds into a season of feelings when Hermione Granger receives a very romantic gift from a not so secret santa. “Malfoy, the way Secret Santa works is you leave your name off of the gift.” Hermione smirked. “Granger, I didn’t get you a gift, and I am most definitely not your Secret Santa,” Malfoy replied coolly as his friends began to laugh, exposing their secret.

Merry Christmas, Mr. Malfoy by Anonymous

– G, one-shot – “People do crazy things when they’re in love, and honey, you’re not an exemption.”My piece for Dramione’s Secret Santa 2017 Prompt #7 An invitation, champagne, glitter, “I didn’t realize you’re Jewish.”

Mistletoe and a Miracle by Anonymous

– G, one-shot – When Draco Malfoy runs into an old flame outside of the Three Broomsticks on Christmas Eve, he’s suddenly reminded that he made a very big mistake by leaving. Written for the 2017 Strictly Dramione Secret Santa Fic Exchange.Prompt #30: Chance encounter. Christmas Eve, the Three Broomsticks, Post Battle of Hogwarts, EWE. “Why? Are you afraid, Malfoy?”

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