Tag: pepperony

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Tony: Pepper, could you pass the pepper?

Pepper: Honey, it’s right next to you.

Tony: Okay, sweetie, no need to be salty, Pepper.

Pepper: Hilarious, Tony. Ha-ha.

Tony: Pepper, could you pass the soda? I need to refill my glass.

Pepper: I know what you’re going to say.

Tony: Oh, Pepper! I didn’t realise you had a-

Pepper: Don’t say it, Tony.

Tony: I didn’t realise you had a, *wheeze* soda named after you! Get it? Because it’s called-

Pepper: I got it.

Tony: But you didn’t laugh!

Pepper: I chuckled. That’s like 12% of a laugh.

Tony: …Hey, Pepper, you know that little speech you give to inspire people before they do something, you know a ‘pep’-

Pepper: ENOUGH JOKES ABOUT MY NAME TONY EAT YOUR SPAGHETTI DAMN IT